[The One and Only...]

1. Develop a guitar that sounds like the various tunes of a chainsaw.
2. Push a lot of very important buttons, having no idea what I'm doing. Preferably buttons that operate nukes.
3. Meet a schitzophrenic whose multiply personalities are schitzophrenics.
4. Take away Ninjavenom's sushi before he can eat it.
5. Cause a cutural revolution.
6. Fill up a watergun with my piss and shoot people with it.