The other day I was staring at my computer screen while running my mantra "I MUST BE A ROBOT DESTROY ALL EMOTION BURN WITH THE FIRE OF
DETERMINATION" over and over again in my mind when a bigass bee sorta crashed on the back of my head (it came from the window) and then buzzed in front of my face and I screamed like a little girl and did a jumping dodge from my chair to the bed and then jumped about for 20 goosebump-filled seconds. Then I threw my shoes at it until I got it.
It was funny
