[Drew Katsikas]

Being an unexperienced virgin, and attending a male-only school, where masculinity must be heavily protected, I have a very warped sense of average timing. Asking my more fortunate colleauges of the time their encounters last, I am fed with bullshit such as, 45 hours man, we did it till the sun came up twice!

I fear posting this will only elicit further replies of, "man anyone can last 2 hours", but I hope I can recieve some honesty as to how long one actually does make love for.