[Mike]

myke362: How's it goin squirt?
sportgoddess21: WTF
myke362: THZ
sportgoddess21: that doesn't mean a thing
myke362: so sure?
sportgoddess21: yeah i fucken know all dat shit
sportgoddess21: this isn't who you think it is, i'm usin her computer
sportgoddess21: I'm 22/f/collegechick
myke362: KFC
sportgoddess21: shut up. cyber
myke362: right
sportgoddess21: ok
myke362: what are you into?
sportgoddess21: in the kitchen
myke362: oh, then you must like to cook
sportgoddess21: I wanna cook you baby
myke362: I wanna chop your onions all night long, you tender little chicken breast
sportgoddess21: I am now taking off my pantyhose
myke362: I am now preheating the oven
sportgoddess21: I am dragging my tongue down your chest.
myke362: I am chopping celery vigorously!!!
sportgoddess21: WTF I said in the kitchen not wit all da kichen stuf and sich
myke362: you don't like my chopping?
myke362: is my knife not big enough for you?
sportgoddess21: you know this is not at all like real fucking
myke362: well your supposed to jack off at the same time.
sportgoddess21: how?
myke362: OMG you are 22 and you've never masturbated?
sportgoddess21: yes, and no
myke362: as a man of experience, I'll be your guide
sportgoddess21: ok
myke362: see the mouse on the desk? it goes in the vagina
sportgoddess21: no way, that's not my mouse.
myke362: frankly I don't think the mouse gives a damn. give the mouse some lovin babe
sportgoddess21: fuck you jerk, you don't noe anything
myke362: hey! you'll hurt the mouse's feelings!
sportgoddess21: ur retarded, buster.
myke362: oh now I'm hurt, you called me "buster", don't do that again cuz I might be offended or something
sportgoddess21: you mock me, o vile scum boy
myke362: what the hell, is this the same broad?
sportgoddess21: don't call me a broad, pervert.
myke362: why? cuz you might get offended? I don't want to do that. uh oh..
sportgoddess: eat shit and piss yourself, you twizzler
myke362: Mwahahahahaha :]