The secret handshake involves sticking your tongue out as far as you can and inserting it into the svelte asshole of a 14-year-old Phillipino boy. Then, you spin really fast while keeping your tongue in his asshole. You keep doing this until a frothy, biege-colored foam composed of saliva, lube, and shit starts to pour out of his ass and off of you tongue. Then you scoop up all this foam into a baby's bottle and force feed it to the Phillipino boy.
But keep it a secret, it's for member's only, k?
