[glowbelly]

But do you have a hairy palm?

Yes. The better to slap you with, my dear.

Do the veins add to the feel?

Ever hear of "ribbed for her pleasure?" Yes? OK, then.

Hey Glowbelly have you ever dropped it after use and had it roll under the fridge and get it all covered in lint?

Hey Fartin, have you ever heard of warm water and gentle soap? I clean my toys after every use, sicko.

I suspect she is linty enough on her own.

Get off my cock, fag. I'm not going to like you no matter how many times you try to insult me in front of your friends.

I always thought it was called "Excali-cock"

You are wrong, Schimid. It is indeed "Sir Dick." Dole named it himself.