[CaptainBubba]

Isn't it wierd how in English we say something gave you a boner, like its handing you one or something. Lol, cuz thatd be god damn ridiculous wouldn't it?

Anyway, I got 5 seperate boners at work today from scantily clad teenage females while at my register. I was extremely suprised because normally the only people I ever see at the park are fairly obese hairy fat redneck men and women with scars and odd, mishapen bodies.