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I'm pretty sure any theme park that has a "WATER FUN!!!" section will attract fugly people. I went to Six Flags Ohio with my friend for a vacation last year, and it completely sucked. It rained the whole damn time, and our hotel caught on fire. To top it off, the entire park consisted of carnie-folk. There was not one good looking guy there. Chances are they all went to Cedar Point. I think I died and went to hell when I stumbled upon the water park.