[Jixby Phillips]

Okay today I was at a barn to suppervise a field trip and I had to have a cigaroo. So I went into the barn that the kids were about to come into and I started relaxing and I thought of this joke I heard about putting your penis into a hole, and then a farmers daughter came in (youve prolly heard it) NE way it made me horney so I got "IT" out.

so NE way I heard teh kids come in and my zipper got stuck so I did the next best thing to hid 'MR HAPPY" by putting him through a hole in the barn... Well what I didnt know is that there was a girl party going on over on the other side and they all went CRAZY AND THEY ALL STARTED FIGHTING OVER MY PENIS!!!!! I feel so bad about it because I ruined some friendships because they all couldn't resist so what should I do?