[Systemz]

I live in the Pacific Northwest, kids - believe me, I can't cartwheel out my front door without jacknifing somebody holding a soy latte. If I wasn't addicted to coffee I'd probably be a lot crankier about Startbucks, but I will say this - their beans come from South America, and that's ghetto. If you want good Arabica beans you go Africa or Indonesia. None of this fairly-traded, hippy-dippy coca grower shit.