[Systemz]

I was in a greasy Montana bar once with some buddies and my cousin and this asshole walks in in the Montana dress code (wranglers, stetson, harley shirt and prosthetic arm) and orders himself a beer. He sidled next to my cousin and asks if he can buy her a drink. My Cousin's underage, so she's like "FUCK YEAH!" so the guy buys her a beer and a shot and starts that dip crap, like its gonna impress her. She downs her shot and nearly chugs the whole beer when the guy grabs her by the arm and takes the shotglass from it. He spits that shit into it, grins and then says "howsabout a kiss, babe?" so she smiles, puts down the shotglass picks up the glass ashtray off the bar full of her butts and says "sure babe, except this time USE A FUCKING ASHTRAY!" she slams the sharp edge of the ashtray into his nose, spilling the smoking butts into his eyes and laving his howling. She then pours the shotglass down his screaming throat and kicks him off his barstool, gurgling and clawing at his eyes. The whole bar goes silent, my cousing turns back around and orders another drink. I almost wept.
That's my dip experience. I would suggest repeating the exact same routine, use a vial full of hydrochloric acid instead of a butt-ridden ashtray.