[Triad-Brother Fu]

Many thanks for your compliment Skull. We can give you discount. We like you, you can pay $15.99 each month instead. And you is elligeble for the premium lifetime protection service for only $499.99. WOw what happy days.

Mr. Wreck did you say you asian, well then you can join hand in hand with our brothers. How bout dat? Just make sure you are not crazy easy preezy japanezzy. And that you're CHINESE!

Editing: Mike??? What plan? Plan to one day come home with your parents mutilated, and have Somebody cut the tendon behind your foot, so it hurting like bitch everytime you walk???