I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo
well, Cap'n Crunch won't ever see his home
'cause I'm gonna kill him now and clean and eat his bones
If this makes
his mom and daddy cry
It just might make 'em stop if I stab 'em in the eye
I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo
well, Milhouse-backwards thinks he's a funny guy
but it just makes me want to stab him by-and-by
stretch out all his guts
to string my banjo
and sell his other parts, to a hungry ho
I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo
well, there's a lot more people left around to kill
everyone hates them, but they're here still
I wish they had kids
so I could stab their head
I'm really stuck tonight, on making things dead
I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo
I'm not a stabbin' hobo, I'm a singin' hobo
Cap'n Deserves it.
