[SLjimbo]

Chief Wiggum: This place has got more pirated tapes then uuh...
Lou: A Chinese K-Mart?
Chief Wiggum: That'll have to do...

*later*

Chief Wiggum: But the owner is in more hot water than....
Lou: A Japanese teabag?
Chief Wiggum: Why don't you lay off the Asians, Lou.


Dr. Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country!