[mburbank]

"They give us crappy cars, we don't."
-One-and-only-guy-like-the-next-guy


Thank God for that great equalizer, the free market!

Give us crappy cars and we won't buy them! BUT... give us really expensive, efficient, gas guzzling muscle bound hulks designed for tasks they are virtually never used for ,craft an add campaign that appeals to our basic selfishness and give botaloads of money to politicians so they'll never vote for fuel efficiency standards and hey presto, Republic of Cretins that we are we EAT 'EM UP!

And before any idiot wastes jaw muscle on the old "I have a right to own an SUV!" saw, yes, you do. You also have a right to go shirtless and painted at a winter football ,hump veal, or develop a status recognition system with your peers based on how much paper money you can actually shove up you ass, but it doesn't mean it's a good idea.