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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 02:49 PM       
Royal nervously anticipates the day he achieves an erection and finds out whether or not it is crooked.

If any girl laughs at you for having a cock that bends, point out that her tits aren't of equal size, the nipples are in a strange place, her labia are too big. Then laugh at your imperfections, turn off the light and make crazy monkey love.
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