[Mike]

Professor T-Bird from Battletoads.

What a worthless little pile of shit. He gives nothing but obvious lame advice, and takes half the credit when you do well, saying crap like "Yay! We beat the big boss, keep going!!". I'd like to grab that scrawny bird by the throat and use it as a weapon if it wants to take any credit for my ass-kicking.

I don't like Cranky Kong very much either.