[kellychaos]

Emergency Operator: 911, Can I help you?

Eric: Ummm ... yes ... < sniff, sniff > ... I'm going to kill myself.

Emergency Operator: Have you attempted it yet sir?

Eric: It's still in the planning stages. I'm kind of a procrastinator.

Emergency Operator: Well, have you at least chosen the method.

Eric: Uh ... < sigh > ... no. I'm kind of lazy too.

Emergency Operator: I can see your problem. You've gotten the steps confused in your method.

Eric: It appears so. Do you have any suggestions?

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!