I had the "STICKER" idea too.
Proud parent of a kid who slept with your honor student
I brake for cars six inches behind me
DRIVING IS FOR STUPADS 
LOL :emoticon
If you can read this, my car hasn't been crushed into a cube yet
I OWN NO IDENTICAL BUMPER STICKERS (this one's good because you will have to make people buy two of them
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