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"Only Insensitive Bastards Think Tardive Disconesia is Funny."
"CONJUNCTIVITIS RULES!"
"BAND WITH A REALLY COOL NAME"
"I am the Fifth Dentist"
"Speedy Alkaseltzer was Framed!"
"Free Speedy Alkaseltzer!"
"Mothers Against You"
"Irish and Drunk!"
"Friends of that Guy from Georgia with the Crematorium"
"I liked Star Wars more than you, Fucker!"
"Worse than Gigli"
"Lindbergh Baby on Board"