[The One and Only...]

If God is merciful, why did he allow you to be born?

Debating on the internet is like running in the special olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded (note: this is not original, so it probably could not be used).

(Insert clever bumper sticker phrase *HERE*.)

WARNING: Made of Moxie Nerve Food Tonic

Save a tree: write on flesh.

When I need you, my penis will already be inside.

Sometimes, you just have punch someone in the face.