[Stabby]

Your SUV makes me LOL.

I HEART Your Headlights

What about all the GOOD things Hitler did?

Don't fuck with me I'm a vegan and I'll repeat the same propaganda over and over again until you run my "Liberal just to be liberal." ass off the road.

Metrosexuals do it in the subway just like normal people.

[bumper]sticker.here[/bumper]

Cancer's not THAT bad.

Caution: Distributing Used Condoms in Middle of Road. (someone's doing it)

...hmmm, i could have sworn I had some funny ideas before I pressed reply.