[Skulhedface]

I BRAKE FOR PICKLES (surprised no one else mentioned that yet)

FUCK BUMPER STICKERS

CYNICAL BASTARD ON BOARD

JESUS IS A DIRTY HIPPIE (good for us Bible Belt Slaves)

STOP NOISE POLLUTION: Use a silencer when killing yourself

YOUR LIVEJOURNAL IS TEH GHEY

MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT WHO ALSO HAS A SHITTY BUMPER STICKER

or, of course..

MY KID IS A SPERM CELL FLOATING AROUND IN MY TESTICLES

ahh... damn.