UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, they are, are they? I guess that makes me and practically
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD a jerk.

Forgive me for passing judgement before all the facts are in, but if you're one of those bicycle-riding
A-HOLES that likes to ride in the middle of the road when I'm coming home from work at my
REAL JOB...well, then sir...
