[mburbank]

300.) "If I would have told them to quit being little shitheads, they would have soon found their parents, the parents would have came back, and I would have received a lecture on how I shouldn't raise anyone's children and how I'm racist and blah blah blah."

301.) "A funny stat that you may want to chew on from Newsweek I believe is that it costs 10 cents per head to insure a rock concert but a dollar for rap concerts."

302.) "It affects the common sense area of the mind and makes dillusional people believe something about themselves which is false."

303.) "According to The Drudge Report, over in China there is an increase in what are being called "magic mirrors", that are able to make people seem slimmer when they look into it."

304.) "If we could get rid of being fat today, you would just end up being fat again someday."

305.) "They already know how to fool the masses, since they did that a while back with how great Communism is."

306.) "This woman was actually voted into a place of importance"

307.) "Is it because of the nihilistic, materialistic society that we are being subject to every day?"

308.) "Is it because there still is bigotry in our country due to "civil rights" leaders who are raping the people they are trying to help while lining their own pockets?"

309.) "Is some lawyer going to sue God on behalf of Hurricane LaQuisha becuase the tornado from Texas studied real hard at Natural Disaster Tech, graduated as a F-5 and then preceded to destroy redneck villages across the fruited plane while the hurricane just kinda lingered around on the coast and didn't do much, thus the hurricane got more coverage from the Weather Channel?"

310.) "Why I don't sit one day at work and fall over my chair and lie on the floor with my bowels leaking out surprises the hell out of me when stories like this exist."

311.) "I would have covered most of the piss-off-liberal basis."

312.) "This is coming of the heels of a suspected Muslim terrorist's trial in last year's Bali nightclub bombing."

313.) "Even though this connection is made by anyone with an IQ over 51, some people will come out and whine about how Islam is a "religion of peace.""

314.) "Well, where the hell have Muslims came out and tried to convince us that theirs is a religion of peace?"

315.) "When I hear anything about Muslims on the television, radio or internet, I usually just hear the words "kill", "crusaders", "Jews", "Allah", and "jihad" in some form. This really doesn't inspire visions of love and happiness in my lil' head."