[Abe Slank]

Esuohlim should have
Then again, he is slipping
I think he gave up

Man lies on the floor
I had to call 9-1-1
He had a seizure

That happened at work
I was nervous and rattled
I thought he was dead

I'm glad he wasn't
He's got such a nice afro
It would be a waste

Well, it's time to go
I haven't cut grass in weeks
Hope the mower starts