[James]

OK, what the hell? I just got a call from her, and she was IN TEARS.

She said that Professor Cool called her a filthy Chi*k, and that she should go back to her dog-eating child-killing craphole of a country, and that he has all intents of killing her if he ever sees her.

That's just fucking wrong, PC. I demand you all leave my girlfriend alone. We are IN LOVE! We like the same things, and we're just in love. OK? So fucking back off.

You're all just jealous that I have such a hot girlfriend, who is really awesome. So stop it right now. You can't break us apart.