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GREETINGS, oh people of I-Mockery. GREETINGS, oh official initiation ceremony committee of the I-Mockery.com. TODAY, a pitiful mortal by the name of BAPE comes before you to face...

...the TRIALS.

By fire, and Gesco the Limp of Azarazazachz, and the three storms, I say LET THE TRIALS BEGIN.

First, you will face PAIN.

You will be strapped into a very uncomfortable chair while watching videos made by a stovepipe hat equipped with a webcam, set on the head of a gynaecologist that specializes in treating the elderly. During which, you will be repeatedly stabbed in the heart with Klingon painsticks. Ya'Tchuk zJaqh!


...go away.