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Not to Get Off On A Rant Here, But Hats off to MadCatz for finally making decent fucking replacement controllers.

Before that you always had 2 choices : The overpriced name brand one or
The cheap shit thin piece of unholy plastic replacement controller by the mysterious brand X that gave new meaning to the terms "Made In China" or "Assesmbled In Taiwan"

Does anyone else rember that NES "joystick upgrade" that snapped over the controller and gave you those gay larger buttons and that useless fucking Mini Joystick thing that hurt your thumb after about 2 minutes and fell off anyway so the cat could fucking eat it??
Or How about that stupid little black thing you plugged your SNES controller into so you could program moves for Street Fighter and such and it never worked properly (especially with charging moves) and the computer kicked your ass worse than if you had never used it at all!!! I remember that goddamn thing!!! IT SAID IT HAD PRE PROGRAMED MOVES BUT ALL THE MOVES IT HAD PREPROGRAMMED WERE FUCKING GAY!! REMEMBER THAT????
WELL I DO!!! FUCK YOU ALL YOU CHEAP SHIT MOTHER OF SATAN GODDAMN REJECT REPLACEMENT CONTROLLERS!!!