Don't worry CaptainBubba, you are hot and all of the girls on this board (and appearantly most of the men) desperately want to have sex with you
Now, on a completely unrelated note: has anyone here ever considered starting a topic where all you do is talk about how every girl you meet just gushes over how incredibly fucking hot you are and then tries to force you to give her your precious man-seed against your will? But you're not into it because you're shy and think you look like Gilbert Gottfried, no matter how hard your bisexual pornstar twin sister tries to convince you otherwise? Just think about it: you could probably convince all sorts of gullible saps to pour praise on you and inflate your pathetic ego! You could even swipe some photos of hot a guy off a gay dating site and claim they're of you!
Nah, on second thought it wouldn't work. I'm sure that nobody on this board is fucking braindead enough to fall for a ploy
that stupid
