[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

'Let us all wallow in our hatred for each other. Come here and let me rip off your head, you big lug.'

'But Evil Robot, if you kill me, who would you laugh at?'

''You are annoying and not funny.'

'Why are you like this?'

'Because I can, Sam I am.'

'Ever seen the Coors light football commercials?'

'Die'

'"I... LOVE... FOOTBALL ON TV.... SHOTS OF GINA LEE..."

'Sooo not funny, die'

'Why'

'Bye'

'Hair-dye'

'Lol'

'Yr face'

' '

' ..... '

'OK ok, friends 4 evar'