[James]

11 days later:

During this time, I checked my billing order, to see that the name on it was NOT changed as the bitch said it was. She then said I still needed to send in a letter of authorization. Yeah, great. hen she said it AGAIN (I don't know why. I didn't send in another e-mail. Stupid whore).

So we whipped up a letter, and faxed it... only to receive a call, saying that the item was already being shipped, and we didn't need to write a letter. Yeah. The next day, I got an e-mail saying that everything was cleared, and NOW it was being shipped.

And just now, I got it. One S-Mart Ash, perfect condition. Not even a sticker of this wretched company on the box. But I'll be damned if I ever deal with these people again.

On a more mysterious note. The box contained those little packing peanuts. Little white styrofoam figure 8's... except for one. One little pink peanut, with no holes. Just. One. SPOOKY.

I'm gonna eat it.