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					Originally Posted by mburbank
					
				 
				Washington and Jefferson didn't own slaves? 
			
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 You missed the point.  What I was spouting was actually the TRUE version of history.  The fake version reads as follows: "Columbus was a noble explorer, Washington and Jefferson never exploited their fellow man, and FDR was celibate."