I started a Slave
But then I got bored with it
So I switched to Abe
Who you gonna blame?
Maybe the bug up your ass
Likely candidate
The pointing fingers.
Folded ones are overlooked
Pointing at yourself
I'm no king of cool
You relied on your post counts
To settle a score
Two beers in the fridge
I'll get the first right away
I'll drink one for Sam
