Shaq was awesome in Kazaam.
Shaq's CDs are good listenings.
Shaq-Fu was a great game.
Shaq is an awesome black man in general.
I want Shaq to pick the cotton out of the top of the asprin bottle for me so I can watch him cry and remember his slaved and dead relatives.
Shaq is NOT cross-eyed!
Space Jam was Michael Jordan's career highlight.
Shaq is right when he calls it car-a-mel.
Shaq is gay.
Shaq is a faggot.
Shaq is a homophobe.
Shaq likes to watch other men in the locker room.
I wish I could play Shaq-Fu with Shaq.
Shaq-Fu was a terrible game.
Shaq should have his own sticker.
I really fucking hate Shaq.
I want to stab Shaq in the baq.
Wait a second, Shaq is black?
Who the fuck is Shaq?
Shaq is my baby's father.
SHAQ CAN PLAY BASKETBALL!
Shaq and Simbad should make a Jingle All the Way 2 with Arnold.