[Les Waste]

In the first post in this thread I said I brush like 14 times a day, and that's only kind of a joke. I brush my teeth whenever I go to the bathroom, and I still have rotten teeth. I've also stopped drinking soda, which I loved, and my teeth still suck. My brothers, however, drink gallons of soda and have horrible personal hygiene, and never get cavities or absessed nerves.

Here's how much I brush: despite all the cavities I get, my teeth are stunningly white. Not that I care about having white teeth, and I hate those people who buy every single teeth whitening product available and, despite the fact that their teeth are so white that blind people have to shield their eyes when they smile, still complain that their teeth aren't as white as they want them to be.

The worst is when you're a kid, and you go to the dentist with your brothers and your mom, and your older brother who basically has a covering of moss on his teeth has no cavities and you have 12, and then you have to listen to the dentist tell your mom how great your brother is and how wonderful he takes care of his teeth, and then how disappointing you are cause you have cavities cause you don't floss.

I'm pretty sure that's how 90 percent of all murders happen.