[James]

Cale. Sweet Cale. You didn't bother to read the Rules & Guidelines, which made you come off as an idiot (Frankly, ANY "Hi I'm New" threads will make someone look like an idiot, with or without a rule).

But instead of cutting your losses, you're just digging yourself a deeper and deeper hole, lashing out like a crying like a little bitch because you made an ass out of yourself, which in turn, causes you to make a bigger ass out of yourself.

You lack the intelligence needed to interact properly with other human beings on the Internet. It would be in your best interest to just go run back to your little Shanghai Noon Slash Fiction Club, and bitch to them about how we're all morons for making you burst into tears for not loving your faggot thread.