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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decide to go camping out in the woods. Being city girls and all, they decide to take a nature hike and enjoy the untouched and pristine woods, and all that bullshit. As they are walking along, they come across a set of tracks. The blonde looks and says, "Oh, these are bear tracks! I saw them on the Discovery Channel once." The brunette shakes her head and says "No, No, No. Those are clearly squirrel tracks. I don't think you know what you are talking about." The redhead laughs at both of them and says, "Clearly you are both dumb as rocks. These are clearly deer tracks." And as they all stand on the tracks arguing over who is right and who is wrong, they all three were ran over by a train.