You guys really need to shut up. Usually I'm to stoned or care less to post stuff like this but everyones problem with NEWBIES is you make two posts and act you are part of the group and whine when me make fun of you, and this constant panty bunching is sucking the humour out of these boards.
Everyone on this board has tried to explain this to you nicely, rudely, and in many ways but it doesn't seem to stick in your head so let me break it down to you cats like this:
All the people that have been on this board the longest are ACTUAL FRIENDS that know each other in REAL LIFE or OUTSIDE THIS BOARD for MANY YEARS and started this message board is A HILARIOUS CONTINUATION of thier ACTUAL DAILY INTERACTIONS. What this means to you is YOU WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS THEM EVER so PLEASE DONT TRY TO BE. 
PS Newbies are a welcome addition to any board, just don't try to hard to prove yourself, as thier is not much to prove, its the
FUCKING INTERNET