Okay, so it isn't fartin.
Fartin, one question though: other than maybe a little spanking for writing a hideous run-on sentence, what exactly are you seeking punishment for? Or are you implying that my starting this thread, and having to read my own posts is my own punishment for being a stupid moron? God, that would be really bad!!!
Seriously, whoever it is (obviously not fartin) whip it OUT!!! I really want 1,000 posts, but I think I'm down on my luck. It's infuriating. What do I have to DO!!!