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Messed-Up Fairytale

One day in a land far far away, further than A singapore brothel , there lived a girl named Roberta . Roberta was very sickly and Monsterous and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Jacques thought of getting into her Left Ankle Sock . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 500 hours straight, Jacques discharged over to Roberta 's house and said to her SHIZZAM! Roberta you are so Nahcho Cheesier ! I'd love to take you to Sam's 500th post party! and kiss you on the spleen and then you would be mine Forever. Well Roberta thought that this was homely , He was pretty robotic and had a nice sauce , So she agreed. Little did he know Roberta had a secret. So off they went to Sam's 500th post party! and he did kiss her on the spleen and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their Lepard skin speedo and their knee pads . BEJEESUS! ! Jacques shouted! Roberta had a LEFT EAR where her RIGHT TESTICLE should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The End

The moral of the story is don't count your SOCKS before they masticate .


THAT ONE SUCKED!