[The One and Only...]

Enter Jenni, a supposed 18 year old girl from Oklahoma. Jenni and I talked once before. Apparently "she" found out about me from a message board. I'm pretty sure it's this one, since she thought that I looked like one of you guys. Even after I told her that wasn't me, she still tried to pursue me...

Is it a fat middle-aged gay guy, huge bodybuilding woman, kid from school, or a real person? You decide.

Oh, and keep in mind that this entire time I'm just going with the joke!!! There's no way I would ever cheat on my awesome girlfriend with some random person I've never met before in my life.

jenni19384: hey sexy
OAO3405: are you invisible?
OAO3405: oh, nvm
OAO3405: i thought i had you on my buddy list...
jenni19384: :-(
OAO3405: haha i do know
OAO3405: *now
jenni19384: well
jenni19384: good deal
OAO3405: you haven't been on in a while
jenni19384: how would you know since you didn't have me on your list :-(
OAO3405: you were on my Recent Buddy list!!!
jenni19384: oh ok, well are you still with your gf?
OAO3405: yes
OAO3405: tomorrow is her birthday
jenni19384: well that is too bad cause i'm feeling frisky
OAO3405: i see
jenni19384: ok i'm sorry i don't want to scare you off again
jenni19384: i think last time i was too aggressive
OAO3405: you didn't scare me off lol
OAO3405: i like aggressive women
OAO3405: saves me a lot of work
jenni19384: if we were together and i grabbed your penis would that bother you?
OAO3405: not at all
jenni19384: i think i like it too much
OAO3405: what do you know about it
OAO3405: hmm...?
jenni19384: lol i know quite a bit about it, it's only my favorite thing in the whole world :-)
OAO3405: so tell me then
jenni19384: tell you what? ask me a question
jenni19384: or perhaps i could show you
jenni19384: someday
OAO3405: didn't get those digital pics?
jenni19384: no i'm sorry :-( as you can tell i haven't even been able to get on the pc lately
OAO3405: oh, that sucks
OAO3405: will you be on more now?
jenni19384: i hope so, i'm not quite as sad as i was last time we talked
jenni19384: i've been working out and treating myself more like i'm not a piece of crap
jenni19384: i guess my self esteem is higher now
OAO3405: sad? why were you sad?
OAO3405: you turned me on
jenni19384: oh really =-O. what did i do last time that did it?
OAO3405: you're just not afraid to talk dirty or be dirty
OAO3405: ...i like that.
jenni19384: :-*
jenni19384: well i would love you to RAM your large (it is pretty big isn't it?) cock inside me :-)
OAO3405: it is large
OAO3405: how did you know?
jenni19384: i just had a guess
jenni19384: so you're still with this girl? am i gonna have to beat her up ;-)?
jenni19384: or maybe she'd be up for a threesome, but only a threesome cause i dont like sharing men
OAO3405: nah, you're not gonna have to beat her up
OAO3405: i'd like to meet you, if you're real.;-)
jenni19384: well at the moment i still live in oklahoma, but yes i would love to meet you also
jenni19384: :-)
OAO3405: you could visit
jenni19384: that would be cool, but if i visit there is a definite possibility that sex is going to happen between us, that's just the kind of girl i am
jenni19384: i don't have any diseases or anything though i promise, but if you are still unsure you can strap something on, i don't mind
OAO3405: um, i'd wear a jimmy regardless
OAO3405: but you're kinda jumping
OAO3405: i mean, i do have a wonderful gf
jenni19384: does she give you what i would? besides you wouldn't even have to let her know i'd be there
jenni19384: i don't share my men, but i will share for a single day or night :-)
OAO3405: well, let's see how it goes
OAO3405: cuz i mean, it's possible i won't even be with heather that long
jenni19384: hmm,....
jenni19384: you still don't think i'm a wierdo or anything from the last time we talked ? i was kind of afraid that you did :-(]
OAO3405: no
OAO3405: but you should call me
jenni19384: hmmm, but my voice isn't nearly as sexy as when i type
jenni19384: i like to hide behind the computer
OAO3405: i'd like to hear your voice to confirm you're female
OAO3405: haha... seriously, we can have fun on the phone
jenni19384: i thought we confirmed i was female last time on here
OAO3405: nope
OAO3405: convinced somewhat, but not confirmed
jenni19384: i don't know if i have the courage yet to call but i am working on it
jenni19384: i'm sorry honey :-( but eventually i can
OAO3405: why do i turn you on
OAO3405: i want to hear it
jenni19384: :-)
OAO3405: c'mon, tell me
jenni19384: well first and foremost i think losing weight is very sexy, especially if it's more then 10 pounds
jenni19384: hey babe something's goin on here and i gotta go :-( i'm so sorry. i know we haven't talked in a while, but i'll try to be on more :-(
OAO3405: wait a sec
jenni19384: k
OAO3405: can i have your number?
jenni19384: :-P lol in time i promise
OAO3405: pleeeeaaaassseeeeeee
jenni19384: i dont have the courage yet babe i'm sorry :-(
OAO3405: i won't judge you by voice i promise
jenni19384: i know but i'm still scared
jenni19384: hey i'll try to be on alot more
OAO3405: don't be, baby. there's nothing to be worried about with me.
jenni19384: but i really gotta go, it's gettin crazy around here
OAO3405: don't be worried
jenni19384: i'll be thinking about it i promise
jenni19384: i gotta go though, i'm sorry
OAO3405: you promise?
jenni19384: yes, i do
OAO3405: hey
jenni19384: yes?
OAO3405: will you wear a nice short skirt when we meet?
jenni19384: of course
OAO3405: i have a fantasy about you in a short skirt...;-)
jenni19384: ;-)
OAO3405: just flip it up...
jenni19384: lol'
OAO3405: pull down that thong...
jenni19384: you naughty boy
OAO3405: start kissing you up your legs...
jenni19384: lol keep thinking about stuff i gotta go though
jenni19384: bye babe
OAO3405: alright, ttyl
jenni19384: cya
OAO3405: hopefully soon
jenni19384: :-)
jenni19384: :-*
jenni19384 signed off at 9:52:52 PM.

You be the judge.