[Hugh_Bristic]

So, I've had this walking Shit Bomb for a week and still have not come up with a name for him. I'd name him myself but I tend towards Piece of Shit, Worthless, Stupic Fucker, etc. - you know, stuff mom and dad used to call me. Don't ask me why I'm seeking the advice of you all (it's desperation, really) but if you wouldn't mind helping, I'd appreciate it. The dog will like you, too. Thanks!

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