One of my ex's and I were walking to her work and this homeless guy came out behind a corner and said something along the lines of "HEY IM GONNA FUCK HER AND YOU CAN JERK OFF AND WATCH!!" but he was so disgusting looking we both laughed in his face and he looked like he was going to cry. Instead he ran and told a homeless friend of his most recent adventure.
Guitar Women, don't you want to be a broad or something? I think i'll pass on what you're having
