Dear sir,
It is my sincere request that you please change your screen name as soon as possible. Your posts are demeaning and insulting to the real Gunny Hartman, the U.S. Marine Corps, and the almight Jebus. Please pick a more appropriate screen name like "Desperately trying to be Funny" or "Your Insults Make Me Miss My Dad".
I don't trust you, and I don't appreciate the way you've defamed the good name of Gunny Hartman.
In short:
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