[mburbank]

I wrote an audio sketch once about this aging WWII veteran who was reminiscing about being part of an experiemnt to give people super powers. He spends the whole time talking about other people in his platoon and at the very end reveals that his super power was "ZCaptain Weasel Tits, they called me. I got two weasel heads right where my nipples used to be". Then you hear him feeding them radishes as the sound goes down.