[Guitar Woman]

The other truth is that I don't have any friends, except one who I don't talk to anymore and is friends with a bunch of fat mexican chicks who want to jump my bones

Basically, I'm not the first person who'd know where to find a party, and none of my friends really are either

I guess I could just buy seeds from a headshop and grow my own weed, but fuck that, too, I'd rather get more opiates.