Hi i'm a newcomer to the Mockery boards.
I just wish to start off my legacy here with a rant about the pickle hat!
I have some spiffy goggles, but I just cant seem to get the pickle hat. I thought ah maybe it won't make such i difference...
I soon found out i was wrong...
I tried substitutes.
The Burger King Crown, a Pepsi 12 Pack case, even a Sock.. But i dont feel very godly.
I'm afriad i might never achieve the state of Uphoria That the mockery crew has, due to my lack of pickledom. Also i fear the Pickle company has stopped thier Hat promotional give away aswell as the club pack #2 is out of stock.
Will I roam my nieghborhood picklehatless for all eternity?
Probably.
