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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 02:15 PM       
Reassure her and tell her that you think she is the perfect size and you'd rather have her over any bag of antlers any day. And tell her that you aren't just saying it to make her feel better, that you honestly mean it. Hug her and kiss her and tell her how wonderfully sexy she is and how disgusting all those scrawny wenches are. Tell her that she's been brainwashed by the media. Keep doing what you're doing, in other words.
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