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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 06:03 PM       
Have your child instigate a fight at school in which the neighbors child is the victim, this will ensure a healthy amount of bruising on the child. Next, take several pictures of them in different positions and send them to me. I will photoshop one to look like the father is hitting the child and send it back to you. You will then forward the photo to child protective services and tell them this is a regular occurence.

With any luck they will find something real to arest the parents for once they start looking, probably drugs.
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